As the owner of an extremely small business, I watched the recent budget debate in Michigan with great interest. Our liberal governor finally got her wish to raise taxes on the people, bumping up the income tax rate as well as expanding the sales tax to some service businesses.

Did you get that? Some services. But not me. Proximity Illusions doesn't provide psychic "entertainment" like palm reading or phrenology, and so when you book your special show through me, you don't have to worry about any added sales tax!

As always, you'll only get high-quality entertainment from a lady who does impossible things every day.

Well, except for making our governor's new taxes disappear. Sorry about that.